The Grateful Tartalo, The Erensugue and The Broad Bean Bounty

In which we discover that a Tartalo can actually be grateful, that every time you save a princess you need a new horse, a new outfit and a new sword and that you should always dispose of any dragon’s heads responsibly. Additionally, we learn that you can know nothing about gardening and still grow beautiful vegetables and that it can take up to three days to kill a dragon. …

The Boy Who Wanted More Cheese or The Gouda Gala

In which we discover that a cautionary tale can be sometimes ineffective, that lots of cheese actually can be too much of a good thing and that you should never follow fairies anywhere. …

The Slippers of the Twelve Princesses or The Flower Conspiracy

In which we discover that princesses aren’t always heroines, that gardener’s boys can be heroes and that being buried in flowers isn’t necessarily a good thing. There are also fantastic forests of jewels, fairies, miraculous laurel trees, enchanted princes and the sheer joy to be found in dancing …

The Black Bull of Norroway or The Collop Catastrophe

In which we discover that life can be interesting if you accept the unusual, that a collop can be many things and that sometimes acquiring a prince can be a lot of effort. …

Stone Soup or the Lohikeitto Confusion

In which we discover that without soup there would be no restaurants, that sharing can be joyful and that meeting a friend from the circus in an underground cask beer bar is one of the few things worth leaving a Finnish meal for. …

The Golden Castle That Hung In The Air or The Secret of The Sandwich

In which we discover that castles can move, unicorns can be vicious, trolls aren’t cautious and that you should always be prepared to give away a sandwich. …

Isabelluccia or An Astonishment of Apricots

In which we discover that betrayal is occasionally inevitable, sometimes all you need is a magical new frock & a talking fish and that apricots can be the key to overcoming misfortune. …

Dear as Salt or a Fascination of Figs

In which we discover that you shouldn’t ask questions if you don’t want the answer, a shared love of food is an excellent foundation for a relationship, figs can definitely surprise you and you can fit quite a lot in a candlestick. …

The Clever Girl or The Capon Conspiracy

In which we discover that you can’t have a mortar without a pestle especially if it’s gold, that kings make mistakes, the importance of clever queens and that even a capon can be symbolic. …

The Punishment of Fairy Gangana or The Cream Cheese Imperative

In which we discover that fairies have some scary punishments, kings can have strange priorities and that you can be queen and still make excellent cream cheese. …

Two Little Pizzas or The Parsnip Problem

In which we discover what happens if you don’t share your pizza, that singing ducks make excellent messengers and how perfect parsnips can keep memories alive. …

Just the Stories – The Compilation Episodes

This post is the place to find my story compilations from previous episodes. …