
In which we discover that you shouldn’t ask questions if you don’t want the answer, a shared love of food is an excellent foundation for a relationship, figs can definitely surprise you and you can fit quite a lot in a candlestick.

In which we discover that you can't have a mortar without a pestle especially if it's gold, that kings make mistakes, the importance of clever queens and that even a capon can be symbolic.

In which we discover what happens if you don't share your pizza, that singing ducks make excellent messengers and how perfect parsnips can keep memories alive.

In which we discover that cherries can restore your wealth, spiders can be the reason for miracles, mulled cider can result in treasure and that trifle is devoid of folklore. Christmas Pudding, however has plenty to share.

In which we discover that being a bear is not always permanent, kindness is key to a happy life, owning treasure does not improve your temper and that spice and warmth improves most drinks.

In which we discover how mountains were formed, what happens when winter goes on for too long and that mince pies have never been illegal, no matter how scandalous you make them sound.

In which we discover that kindness can overcome cruelty, a little magic goes a long way and there are many historic cheese related wonders.

In which we find out that some Cinderellas will stop at nothing to achieve happiness, sometimes stepsisters just go home in a temper and that macaroni cheese is older than you might think.

In which we discover that there's a difference between a rogue and a villain, people can be very careless with their animals and that you should never leave a stranger alone with your goose or your whiskey.

In which we find that kindness, wit, cleverness and politeness are the keys to a wonderful future, the perfect cheese toastie is within your grasp and sometimes you have to make your own happy ever after.